“WHERE’S WALDO?” or “BARACK’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE”… by THE BUDMAN

Hey, I JUST woke up and was wondering, “Where’s Barack now?”

Need to find out before I brush my teeth and take a shower, and I’ll be sure to have the news on while I DO, because he may be arriving somewhere ELSE by the time I’m done…

HAS THIS BECOME IDIOTIC, OR WHAT???

I must say, I’m a little disappointed in the radio coverage though, seems like all they play is MUSIC (in between commercials), and sometimes after being out for over an hour or more, I find myself really getting stressed because THEY never let me know where Barack IS or WHAT he is doing…

HOLY CRAP, never (except for when they “tracked” Santa Claus on CHRISTMAS EVE!), have I ever seen such coverage on ANYTHING!

Turn on ANY cable news channel at ANY time, and before and after any “commercial break”, we get the “latest” Barack update and “photo-op”. Of course almost everything in between is also, “Barack Obama… in REAL time, ALL the time”.

My God, did I just hear that Barack just waved again? NO WAY! What do you MEAN he just ate at some “famous” buffet restaurant in France?, GET OUT! What’s THAT? They just said he’s got 16 limousines plus 3 motorcycles in his motorcade? WHAAAT?

Have I MISSED something, or is this guy still just “the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party”?

THE BEATLES didn’t carry around as much press people and ALL the major news anchors! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??? HAVE WE GONE NUTS? Is he trying to be the President of the United States, or the “Savior of the World”? And by the way, who CARES what the French, the Germans, the Iraqis, the Africans, the Chinese, the Iranians, and the rest of the countries that are NEVER THERE FOR US, think of him?

This whole thing seems like one big “orchestrated PR sales pitch”, hyped to ASSURE Obama’s election and the APPROVAL of our “backstabbing buddies”… Are we kidding? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
Hey, I gotta run… the commercial’s almost over and I don’t want to miss this “Breaking News Update”…

Later, THE BUDMAN