The Cantankerous Old White Guy

So Obama called a reporter sweetie!

May 16, 2008 · 1 Comment

OK, first off, WHO CARES! 

You know, we have cut the balls off of everything in this country.  Hey all you kids 25 or younger…..guess how it started?

BILL CLINTON!

Did you know that before that horror in the oval office came into power there was no POLITICAL CORRECTNESS.  All the crap never happened with Bush SR. or with Reagan.

There were no hate speech laws and verbal castration like there are at this time in society.   All this started during the second Camelot years.

Everybody gets all upset because B.O. called a chick “sweetie”.  Hell yes I said CHICK and SWEETIE! 

 LOOK women do their best to buy great clothes, shoes, makeup, hairstyles, and nails in order to look good. SO?  Why is it sexist or harassment if I express a thought on how they appear to me?

These are the same women that used to come into the club in their business suits and act like a $5 whore to get attention…..oh yeah, I forgot…THEY were the ones starting it and looking for a compliment.

I still believe in my heart of hearts that women WANT to be acknowledged for the hard work they put into their presentation.  To be legislated into NOT being complimentary is a step back to barbarism.

The laughable dichotomy is you can find women doing the most horrendous things all over the net at any given time……oh yeah I forgot….they are in charge and did it for the kicks.

The women bitching and griping about men being sexist are the same ones that are on Oprah bitching because no one will go out with them.  Men are just worthless…what is wrong with me?

It’s simple:  no man will EVER be able to date a woman that can’t or won’t tolerate being called pretty or accept a compliment.  What’s the point?

There are still women out there that know how to act like a woman and enjoy every bit of the whole process including chivalry.

They are easy to spot…they are the one’s NOT bitching about being called “SWEETIE” on today’s episode of Oprah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

May 14, 2008 · 1 Comment

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!  :-) 

JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. 

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicke n in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me……. 

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on ‘THIS’ side of the road before it goes after the problem on the ‘OTHER SIDE’ of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not taking on his ‘CURRENT’ problems before adding ‘NEW’ problems. 

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road…

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he’s GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain le vel. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA:
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your import ant documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra…#@&&^(C% …….
reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY:
Where’s my gun?

AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

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The Difference in Disasters

May 11, 2008 · No Comments

 It dawned on me the polar opposites of how people deal with a  disaster.  In the Midwest, strong storms and tornados have wrecked cities, towns, farms and people, but watch closely…

 There has been no looting or rioting.  No one has screamed “why isn’t somebody helping us?”

Nobody is waiting for FEMA or any other gub-ment agency.  There are no dead bodies left in lawn chairs or on bridges like in Katrina.  On a subnote, there was not a 3 day notice that a storm was coming and no school buses to take people to safety. 

No rapes, no murder, no taking advantage of a bad situation are even being reported…..and you know that the media WOULD LOVE to find a bunch of white people doing wrong….oh the ratings.

Nobody will receive $2000 FEMA debit cards to spend on booze, strip clubs, tattoos or limos. ( If you don’t believe it, look it up )   Also, no relocation for these folks to other cities with free hotels and no mobile trailors to live in and bitch about the conditions later.

Don’t make the mistake of comparing the size of the hard hit midwest cities and New Orleans during Katrina.  This is about character and culture and the way people act in the face of disaster.

The truth is, White people dig in and do what has to be done.  There is no waiting around for help…that is not how you overcome disaster. 

You provide for yourself and you have a plan ready. No matter how much you wish that it won’t happen, that’s not facing life very realistically.

Farmers and townfolk alike are on the news saying everything is gone.  Reports say it took about 10 minutes to wipe out generations of hard work…..and you know what was the most important to these people? FAMILY!  They are just thankful that everybody got out alive and is ok.  Everything else can be eventually replaced but no one was hurt, and this is the most important thing.

You can bet that everybody owns guns.  No reports that any have had to be used because they are too busy tending to what HAS TO BE DONE.  They are cleaning up and getting their lives back in order.  If you wait around for help to come, you might not survive.  This is a fact that the Midwest people already know.

So how come they know to do this and the Katrina folks didn’t?  Why these are just dumb old racist farmer red-necks ( according to the media and minorities )……or maybe, they are just good people, raised with a moral compass and know right from wrong.

I doubt anyone will have to worry about getting their rims stolen off their hoop-dee’s.

Greensburg Kansas 2007

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Rev. Wright VS. Rev. Manning - Get ready to Rumble

May 10, 2008 · No Comments

Goodness gracious,  this is a throw down here.  You’ve got to see this….the best part is, both Rev’s. are BLACK….so there won’t be any racist comments spoken here…..oh no, no, no.

 

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How to NOT get your ass kicked by the Police!

May 10, 2008 · No Comments

WARNING: Graphic Language AND the honest to God’s truth! Listen up folks

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Murder of Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom

May 9, 2008 · No Comments

This happened in January of 2007…….have you heard about it ??

Read the story here

Newsom was kidnapped, raped and beaten. According to reports, his penis was then cut off before he was shot several times and set on fire, all while his girlfriend watched. His body was then dumped alongside train tracks. Christian was kept alive and gang-raped multiple times over a span of four days. Her breast was cut off while she was still alive and her kidnappers sprayed cleaning fluid into her mouth to cleanse it of DNA. Her body was then put into a garbage can.

Can someone tell me why this has not received national media attention? 

Oh yeah…..it’s because a white couple were tortured and killed by a group of blacks.

Isn’t this a hate crime? Where is Rev. al? Where is Jesse?

Do you remember all the media reports about

The Duke Rape,  Don Imus,  Anna Nicole ??????

but two young white people get brutally tortured and killed….

NOTHING????

Makes you wonder what the heck is going on. 

Read for yourself WHAT the media won’t tell you…..

google Channon Christian and Christopher Newsom

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Why in the world would Bill cheat on Hillary ?

May 8, 2008 · 1 Comment

Here are some interesting tidbits to ponder over. 

I was searching on Hillary’s sun sign and found some things that make me question…. why would Bill ever cheat on Hillary?, 

He’s a LEO.  Look up that sign if you get the chance…..It just doesn’t make sense.

Here is some info if you can stand it…..


HillaryDiane Rodham Clinton

born October 26, 1947

This makes her a Scorpio

Source: Hillary’s Sex-O-Scope

Scorpio and Sex

The Sex God of the Zodiac has quite a lot to live up to! The Scorpion does just that, thank you very much. The sexual prowess and drive of those born under this sign is legendary.

Scorpions smolder with every come-hither look, alluring wink of an eye and mysterious stare. If you want to ride a tiger to an emotional and sexual crescendo, jump on the curvy back of the sleek Scorpion.

The Scorpio lover has an almost hypernatural libido, and loves giving sensual pleasure, although receiving it is nice, too. Variety as the spice of life is the golden rule here, and Scorpio loves to choreograph the scene for maximum mutual satisfaction.

Any lover stepping into this lair best be ready, since keeping up is a must. Scorpions adore a lover who can go on forever, the perfect gift for this truly sexual being. If that lover brings some toys along, things will be tied up oh-so-neatly. Ooh.

Why would you need or want more woman than this ?


It gives a whole new meaning to “GREEDY POLITICIANS”

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Can YOU IMAGINE IF A WHITE MAN had SAID THIS about the BLACK RACE…ON T.V.?

May 7, 2008 · No Comments

OMG there would have been a major crapslap done to us by the media. We need more leaders like Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson. You might not have heard about him because he happens to be SANE!

We allow this crap to be said because we are sooooooo tolerant.

Let’s all celebrate our unity and diversity. WHOO HOO

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The Fabulous Ruins of Detroit

May 7, 2008 · 1 Comment

What an Eye-Opener . 

Let’s all celebrate diversity and unity.

Here’s an added bonus - The color of Crime

Here’s a double bonus!   

This gives a new meaning to BAMA’s book, ”The Audacity of Hope”

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Why can’t Arctic Monkey’s make fun of Minorities ?

May 5, 2008 · No Comments

I see it on TV all the time.   The white people are the dumb-asses.  

The white guy is a red-neck, confused, stupid bumblehead that needs the “minority” AA hire who is in charge to show them how to do it correctly.

Just because you see it on TV doesn’t make it so! 

This type of BS in the media started years ago in an attempt to make us all seem equal, to make up for past sins, to atone for all the bad that had been done to blacks.  The good news is that NOW, according to the media, everybody is smarter and more capable than any white person ever born on the planet.

Are ya finally happy?  Of course not.

There is plenty of bitching and complaining to do.  Why? , I have no idea.

Any minority that is my age, has always had the same chances, if not better.. because of laws passed to protect people regardless or race, color or creed. Even more laws were passed to hire and promote minorities over better qualified whitey’s…Hell that’s not fair but since it has house odds against the white people, it’s O.K.

I remember a time when blacks were not featured in commercials or ads.  So, is NOT INCLUDED better than being MADE FUN OF at every turn?

You decide.

As for me, I am damn sick and tired of white folks being lumped into a group represented as stupid, lame and no fun. White people and black people died in the civil war to end slavery.

I have never seen a black leader stand up for a poor white man, woman or child.  They might have, but I have never seen or heard of it.  Shame on you! main stream media.

Am I starting to see the light ?……….discrimination works and is OK as long as it is against white Christians and NOT YOU.

Blacks and Hispanics have no trouble making fun of, or degrading white people…..why? because it’s cool and the in-thing to do, and by law they are allowed. There is no fear of hate speech or hate crime. It is perfectly OK to hate a white person. It’s hip!………..

…and it’s our own white lawmakers that have made it possible.

What is it YOU can’t do in this country if you are a minority?

We have minority owned businesses, millionaires, sports figures and movie stars.  You can date and marry white, black, brown, yellow and green men and women…….(try doing that 150 years ago.)…..AND YOU SHOULD HAVE ALL OF THESE THINGS!.

Remember:

We hold these truths to be self–evident,
That all men are created equal,
That they are endowed by their Creator
with certain unalienable Rights,
That among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men,
Deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

 

I keep hearing about how unfair EVERYTHING is to minorities……and I just don’t get it. 

The only thing different COULD BE the ways things are percieved or taught in the minority communities.

ok….let me get back on track…..

We white folk can’t be proud of our race anymore with being called racist. We can’t live in a white neighborhood because it must be diverse ( code for anything except white ).

So, for all the work done by whites for all races,
…all the money spent for special programs and welfare,
…all the laws that have been passed and all the brainwashing that has been handed out, we have finally succeeded in pretty much screwing ourselves.

This is the thanks for all the crap we Americans went through in the 60’s…and I mean 1800’s and 1900’s…….

 It’s always the same crap…poor, poor me!  Have you ever heard any minority say they were happy to be in America?? ( I mean AmeriKKKa …according to Rev. Wright)

Do you ever see Blacks or Hispanics helping charities with white children?

Do you ever see on local news, minorities building homes for old white people?

…how about handing out fans in the summer to elderly whites folks?

…black dentist and doctors helping white kids ?

…free prom dresses and make-overs for white girls?

…free backpacks at the start of school for poor white kids?

anybody ever seen this?

Have I missed it ?

If it is happening, then why don’t they show it?

Minorities helping minorities is a good thing.

White’s helping White’s is racist and evil and must be dealt with using the crushing boot of the law and hyperbole of the race-baiters.

With odds like this, there are no winners……..and maybe that’s the way the lawmakers and media want it.

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